Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story [Christopher Moore] on *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Jody never asked to become a vampire. Bloodsucking Fiends by Christopher Moore – Jody never asked to become a vampire. But when she wakes up under an alley Dumpster with a badly burned arm. Jody never asked to become a vampire. But when she wakes up under an alley dumpster with a badly burned arm, an aching neck, superhuman strength, and a .

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Let me put it this way: He’s a fun, irreverent, creative writer whose sense of humor comes through on every page.

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Fienda say he was such a ass than when I asked him to sign a book, instead he just hauled off and kicked me in my privatest of personal places. Do they even make those any more?

One hand is burned to black crisp because it was not under protection. I mostly like it. View all 14 comments. A Love Story 3 books.

But people thinking what they consume is a statement about who they are is probably a larger topic. A bit odd and quirky. Then does it again by bronzing her? A Bloodsuckint Story First edition cover.

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As Jody and Tommy settle into together, things take a turn for the worse when the vampire who created Jody starts causing trouble for them. The book is garnished with a host of strange characters, pornographic Disney tattoos, attempted necrophilia, and Hiaasenesque humor. To get to the bottom of the matter, they recruit “the Animals”, Tommy’s crew of stockers from the supermarket, as well as an eccentric street person and his faithful dogs known as ” The Emperor. It was as if he was mocking the sub-genre of vampire novels by his one-dimensional characters and thin plot.


The San Francisco police. Novels by Christopher Moore.

Thomas Flood fits in. Granted, that might have been flown back in Thank you for signing up, fellow book lover! Who in the hell is Moore talking about?? Chelsea I read the second one first without realizing it. Thomas Flood lands in the city by the Bay, fresh from the farming fields of Indiana, determined to write a great American novel.

Because, with age has come the wisdom that sometimes, as in the case of Bloodsucking Fiends, there’s just nothing to get. I already own a bunch of his stuff see previous statement about all the pressure from friendsbut I’m not in much of a hurry to read it anymore.

Let’s say I met Christopher Moore at a convention and instead of being the charming gent I know him to be, he turned out to be a total asshole.

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End or the last part of the book was kind of hilarious or maybe it was just me being happy about the fact that the book was finally coming to an end oops my bad ; If you are looking for a book that should make you laugh and tickle your humour bones from start to end then look away because this is not the place for you. They act and feel like people that you can care about, not just plot mechanics to move the story forward ditto for fuel for the joke fire.


Vampires in reality dealing with human problems and humans Then I thought perhaps i am not adult eno Can you see me laughing His father must have never explained to him that if something is too good to be true it probably is.

That was probably a good thing, as she was rather unredeemable.

Bloodsucking Fiends (A Love Story, #1) by Christopher Moore

There was no vampire sire to teach her how to be a vampire. ComiXology Thousands of Digital Comics. When he meets Jody and she seems to find him totally irresistible he can not believe his luck.

Bloodsucking Fiends is a flat-out romp. Once Tommy finds out Jody’s little secret, he cannot resist getting every book on vampires out of the library and checking to see what is true and untrue about vampires.

Apr 25, Merril Anil rated it liked it Shelves: So Bloodskcking had an excuse to read a book by the hilarious Christopher Moore. Bloodsucking Fiends is the first volume of a trilogy, followed by You Suck: Everyone once in a while, though I hit on a Fluke …. Thomas’s fortunes seem to be on the rise when he lands a job on fiebds graveyard shift of the local Safeway.

Jody never asked to become a vampire. His talk resembled blkodsucking odd sort of stand up comedy routine, and every joke exploded through the room from the uproarious laughter.